First Impressions: Koikimo

NO. NO. IT’S NOT APRIL YET. WE ARE STILL IN WINTER SEASON. I REFUSE. YOU CAN TAKE THIS PREMIERE AND SHOVE IT BACK INTO THE FROZEN LAKE YOU PRIED IT OUT OF. FUCK OFF.

not featured: my attempts to quit smoking once more going up in flame

Ichiko reminds me of a 17 year old girl I used to have a crush on. Of course, that was when I was also 17, which is significantly less creepy than if I’d been a 27 year old man who happened to be her best friend’s older brother, and her best friend was weirdly invested in getting the two of us to date.

yes! creepy!

Should you watch this premiere? No! Don’t watch any show about an adult who decides they want to date a teenager! Especially when that teenager repeatedly makes it clear they don’t want that adult courting them! Especially especially when that adult explicitly says they don’t care how uncomfortable it makes them! It’s creepy! Romantic comedy is for appropriately aged idiots in love, not adult idiots who fall in a weird one-sided obsession with their teenage sister’s best friend! Watch Horimiya! There are all kinds of idiots in love in Horimiya, and at time of writing none of them are between a grown ass adult and a fucking teenager!

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