First Impressions: Diary of Our Days at the Breakwater

women be fishing

First Impressions: Shachibato! President, It’s Time for Battle

The conceit of treating an adventurer party as employees of an otherwise typical white collar office job could be amusing if this show was a parody, or even had any sense of humor to speak of, but it doesn't.

First Impressions: TAMAYOMI: The Baseball Girls

yeah yeah koshien and team spirit ei ei oh! whatever. Shut up and throw balls fast enough to explode some birds already

Uchitama?! Have you seen my Tama?

Ohhhhh, its Tama like the generic cat name, not like slang for balls. That's a relief, maybe.

Video Game Review: Doraemon: Story of Seasons

This was going to be a really short, kind of shitpost-y review similar to one of the ones I normally keep to tumblr, but then I just kept typing so holy shit! An actual full-length review from Ace for the first time in like a year! Don’t start expecting them to happen very often! I’m … Continue reading Video Game Review: Doraemon: Story of Seasons →

First Impressions: Special 7: Special Crime Investigation Unit

This is the third cop anime in two seasons. I don't know if this is going to be the new trend, but I think I'd rather have 6 million more generic lazy isekai anime than shit about fucking asshole dipshit motherfucking pig ass fuck ass shit fucking fuck ass bitch GAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH I don't like cops … Continue reading First Impressions: Special 7: Special Crime Investigation Unit →

First Impressions: Kemono Michi: Rise Up

You know, I wasn't feeling this one based on the waifus on the poster but then I saw the phrase "wrestling isekai" when looking for a key visual to use as the featured image and now I'm willing to declare this Anime of the Year before I've actually watched it. This premier is completely and … Continue reading First Impressions: Kemono Michi: Rise Up →

First Impressions: ORESUKI Are you the only one who loves me?

Long, beleagured sigh. Have any of y'all ever read that manga "I'm the Main Character of a Harem Anime, But I'm Gay so Every Day is Hell for Me?" It's a good manga. I wish it was longer. I'm stalling because I don't want to watch this. But every minute I stall is another minute … Continue reading First Impressions: ORESUKI Are you the only one who loves me? →

First Impressions: Isekai Cheat Magician

I know I'm beating a long dead horse with this complaint, but light novel authors? Please come up with a different design for your main character.

First Impressions: Demon Lord, Retry

Okay, okay, so stop me if you've heard this one before. There's this guy, okay? And he's playing a video game? And then he- get this- ends up inside the- Yeah, yeah, okay. But this time he's an OP bad guy character but he's not really a bad gu- Ugh. Okay. Fine. But. This time, … Continue reading First Impressions: Demon Lord, Retry →