First Impressions: Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out

It is an established scientific fact that the more obvious one makes it that they want to be left the hell alone, the more people will absolutely refuse to do that.

First Impressions: DECA-DENCE

Yeah, it's good.

First Impressions: SUPER HXEROS

I’ma be real with you, 57th Prime Minister of Japan Shinzo Abe, this will not help Japan’s declining birthrate.

First Impressions: Extra Olympia Kyklos

I've never particularly cared one way or another about Greek mythology and barely remember what little I learned about it in high school so I'm probably not the best person to be covering this one. Fingers crossed that it'll be as stupid as it looks from the thumbnail and I won't actually miss any particularly … Continue reading First Impressions: Extra Olympia Kyklos →

First Impressions: Diary of Our Days at the Breakwater

women be fishing

First Impressions: Shachibato! President, It’s Time for Battle

The conceit of treating an adventurer party as employees of an otherwise typical white collar office job could be amusing if this show was a parody, or even had any sense of humor to speak of, but it doesn't.

First Impressions: TAMAYOMI: The Baseball Girls

yeah yeah koshien and team spirit ei ei oh! whatever. Shut up and throw balls fast enough to explode some birds already

Uchitama?! Have you seen my Tama?

Ohhhhh, its Tama like the generic cat name, not like slang for balls. That's a relief, maybe.

Video Game Review: Doraemon: Story of Seasons

This was going to be a really short, kind of shitpost-y review similar to one of the ones I normally keep to tumblr, but then I just kept typing so holy shit! An actual full-length review from Ace for the first time in like a year! Don’t start expecting them to happen very often! I’m … Continue reading Video Game Review: Doraemon: Story of Seasons →

First Impressions: Special 7: Special Crime Investigation Unit

This is the third cop anime in two seasons. I don't know if this is going to be the new trend, but I think I'd rather have 6 million more generic lazy isekai anime than shit about fucking asshole dipshit motherfucking pig ass fuck ass shit fucking fuck ass bitch GAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH I don't like cops … Continue reading First Impressions: Special 7: Special Crime Investigation Unit →