First Impressions: Wonder Egg Priority

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First Impressions: Kemono Jihen

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First Impressions: Scar on the Praeter

It's pure shit, quite frankly

First Impressions: Gymnastics Samurai

Gymnastics Samurai is an absolutely delightful original anime from MAPPA (who you may recall from another dope ass show this season) about a washed up professional gymnast trying to juggle his faltering career with being a single dad. Also a ninja follows him home. This show is fun. All the dudes are dorky airheads and … Continue reading First Impressions: Gymnastics Samurai →

First Impressions: Talentless Nana

Hm. Talentless Nana is a show about- Okay, so its got the generic conceit about the secret school for teenagers with superpowers, right? Training them to fight monsters? And the protagonist is special cos he apparently doesn't have powers. And then he does have powers. And its all very, you know, you've seen all this … Continue reading First Impressions: Talentless Nana →

First Impressions: Assault Lily BOUQUET

Y'know, normally I'd refuse to call this a magical girl anime because they don't have transformation sequences, but it turns out they do! For their weapons. Wild. This is an anime adapted from uh. From toys. Its based on a toy line. I... guess I don't need to worry about any of the characters dying? … Continue reading First Impressions: Assault Lily BOUQUET →

Mr. Love: Queen’s Choice

It's an otome anime. There's, like. There's nothing else I can say about this series that isn't already contained in that one statement. It's an otome anime. You got your big handsome dudes with archetypal personalities and a spunky girl with brown hair collecting them like Pokémon. The cold opening is pretty neat I guess, … Continue reading Mr. Love: Queen’s Choice →

First Impressions: Monster Girl Doctor

No! You can't make me do this again! You cannot make me do this again! Every season! Every season I sit here and I watch the worst anime on the release schedule! I will not do this again! Fuck you! Monster Girl Doctor is about an extremely generic young man getting hit on by monster … Continue reading First Impressions: Monster Girl Doctor →

First Impressions: The House Spirit Tatami-chan

This is a short series about a zashiki-warashi (look it up) who moves to Takyo for strategic... gag anime reasons. Its fine. The animation is... not, but it works for the series. The jokes are all the standard yokai gags you've seen a million times mixed in with the city folk vs country folk humor … Continue reading First Impressions: The House Spirit Tatami-chan →