I thought this was gonna be an idol anime from the thumbnail, but it turns out its even worse! Its about a theatre company! Specifically its about a girl helping save her the failing all-male theatre company ("all-male" here means one member and a parrot) her missing father used to work at from the yakuza, … Continue reading First Impressions: A3! _ACT!ADDICT!ACTORS!_
This episode opened with a graphic content warning, which set up expectations that it then failed to live up to. Interspecies Reviewer is a.... sex comedy? I don't know, its about a trio of adventurers arguing about which variety of monster girl is best. It, uh. It basically just feels like a visual representation of … Continue reading First Impressions: Interspecies Reviewers
Y'know, its always a delight when a show manages to grab you in the first 3 minutes. In/Spectre manages to do that, and then keep my attention through the entire first episode, which many shows sem to struggle with. This show is about a girl named Iwanaga Kotoko, who was abducted by spirits as a … Continue reading First Impressions: In/Spectre
Sword Art Online is a show about an author seeking to cash in on the concept of full-dive VR and the isekai adventure power fantasy genre while also knowing absolutely nothing about MMORPGs, video games in general, or what makes a good story. It stars a dull-looking, milquetoast teenage boy protagonist with no discernable personality … Continue reading First Impressions: Infinite Dendrogram
You know that trope where two childhood sweethearts meet again when they're older only for one to discover that the other was a different gender than they assumed? This show makes a strong case for why that only works if its gay. Also the protagonist gets sexually harrassed like..... a lot in this first episode. … Continue reading First Impressions: Hatena Illusion
Hello sportsfans! Are you ready to watch sportsball in a sportsshow with beautiful sportsmen? Yes? I will assume you are thinking yes. number24 is is about rugby, a sport no one cares about that shouldn't exist. More specifically, its about Natsusu, a former star newbie in his university's rugby team becoming a manager for said … Continue reading First Impressions: number24
A second two-part premiere in as many days! How exciting. This one, however, is leagues ahead of the last. ID: Invaded is about a brilliant detective (they use that exact phrase multiple times) named Sakaido, who helps catch murderers by entering their mind palaces (here called "id wells", and are specifically born from the murderer's … Continue reading First Impressions: ID: Invaded
Well fellas, I am pleased to inform you that my E-rank luck is going strong this season and I have once again drawn one of the worse anime to do the Impressions review for. Darwin's Game is about an evil mobile game app that traps you in a battle royale death match competition, which IS … Continue reading First Impressions: Darwin’s Game
GAYS!! IN!! SPACE!! ....club. .......Earth Sciences club. This is a yuri anime. Specifically its an anime about two girls who met at summer camp as kids and promised to discover an asteroid together, because gays love space. Part of the uh.... concept for this anime is that girl A thought girl B was a boy … Continue reading First Impressions: Asteroid in Love
This show fucks.
