Let me preface this article by stating, unequivocally, that monarchies should not exist anymore, and eating the rich is our duty as Citizens of Earth. This is your fault somehow, I just know it. I do not want to be royalty in the sense of setting myself above everyone else and obtaining power no one … Continue reading I Want to Be Royalty: A Mostly Tongue-In-Cheek Explanation
So, for those who don’t know Star Wars, they had this war that started in Attack of the Clones and ended in Revenge of the Sith. They called it the Clone Wars, because the Republic used an army of clones (slaves, but we’re not gonna get into that) to fight, led by Jedi “Generals” (if … Continue reading The Bad Batch: Who’s This White Kid?
It's very violent. I think it's supposed to be funny. This post took longer to write than the episode took to watch, so you won't lose much time if you want to check it out. Watch it if you want, but it's not my thing. All donations are appreciated.
Time travel... Why'd it have to be time travel? Good job capturing my personal reaction to remembering my own middle school days, Tokyo Revengers. No, but seriously, this one's pretty good. Art, animation, characterization, etc all work pretty well, and the plot is fairly intriguing so far. Not something I'll be keeping up with (unless … Continue reading First Impressions: Tokyo Revengers
These wanna-be Ouran High School Host Club kids never stop talking and it is grating on my nerves. Half of what they say is unnecessary and the other have is nonsense that sounds pretty but means nothing. All this show has going for it is looks. Silence is a good thing! You do not need … Continue reading First Impressions: Pretty Boy Detective Club
It's a magical girl anime. It's kinda slow paced, but if you're hankering for your coming of age in sparkly jewelry and dresses while fighting bad guys fix, this one'll probably serve. You're probably better off just re-watching Sailor Moon, though. Check us out on Patreon and consider donating so we can continue bringing you … Continue reading First Impressions: Blue Reflection Ray
These Fairy Idols are Catholic and also, possibly, slipped drugs in my coffee this morning. It's Bad, bro. But possibly funny bad? I don't know. I haven't had enough coffee for this shit. Financial Compensation For Being Forced To Watch This Nonsense Can Be Donated Here.
Sounds promising. Surprise! Getting hit hurts! This is an anime about an idiot who completely fucks up his game five minutes in because he didn't bother to read the box. OK, that's probably not fair. The game in question is ten years old and apparently far more realistic than anything else on the market due … Continue reading First Impressions: Full Dive: This Ultimate Next-Gen Full Dive RPG Is Even Shittier than Real Life!
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. This one is.... not what I expected. Basically, a middle aged office worker gets rejected by his crush at work, gets drunk, and then takes in a high school girl who's apparently run away from home. She initially tries to seduce him, which is fairly awkward, but I can understand why she'd think it … Continue reading First Impressions: Higehiro: After Being Rejected, I Shaved and Took in a High School Runaway
Yeah, I dropped this after two minutes of blatant objectification of the female characters (read: near constant boob shots) and the main character attempting to sexually assault one of his bosses. I will admit to some disappointment, considering the premise actually sounded intriguing, but after the nonsense that was Jobless Reincarnation last season, I'm not … Continue reading First Impressions: Combatants Will Be Dispatched