Please note before we begin, that this is from the perspective of someone who’s never actually had to end a proper relationship before. Legally Blonde is a good movie. Warner Huntington III is a terrible person who didn’t deserve either of the women he miraculously managed to date. Don’t believe me? Just look at the … Continue reading How Not to Break Up, as Exemplified by Warner Huntington III
First Impressions: Selection Project
It's the year's spookiest premiere season, and this time we're starting off with the genre of anime I always have the same opinion of, regardless of actual content: an idol anime. Pretty. That feeling is, as usual 'meh. It's an idol anime.' This one's based on a multimedia project by Kadokawa Corporation, and it's decent. … Continue reading First Impressions: Selection Project
A Disney Cold (and slightly silly) Take
So you know how the Disney Princesses have superpowers? Yeah, that’s it, that’s the article. Check us out on Patreon for more! Oh, you’re still here. I guess you want me to explain. I mean, it’s not like it’s never been mentioned before, but, yeah, the Disney Princesses definitely have superpowers. And I’m not talking … Continue reading A Disney Cold (and slightly silly) Take
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMDI8MOlTVs Shaved Ice and Unnecessary Plot Devices in this week's Ace Anime Reviews Rwednesday.
First Impressions: Fena: Pirate Princess
Why must all the best anime premiere in the middle of the season when I am predisposed to not want to watch them? You see what I must deal with? Do you see? Fena is good. It is very pretty, and fun, and has pirates and samurai. Who act sort of like ninjas? Maybe? I … Continue reading First Impressions: Fena: Pirate Princess
First Impressions: The Great Jahy Will Not Be Defeated!
Premiere season is over and I do not appreciate all of these goddam straggler anime! Hey, quick question, is that wine, or is she having an Elizabeth Báthory moment? I'm pretty sure that's wine judging by the consistency, but... That said, Jahy is good. Basically, the Demon Lord's second in command is forced into the … Continue reading First Impressions: The Great Jahy Will Not Be Defeated!
Given is Back and is Still Good, Actually
For those unaware, Given is a manga series written and illustrated by Natsuki Kizu. It follows four students in an amateur rock band and the romantic relationships they form - between the drummer, Akihiko Kaji, and the bassist, Haruki Nakayama, and the electric guitarist, Ritsuka Uenoyama, and the lead vocalist and newest member of the … Continue reading Given is Back and is Still Good, Actually
First Impressions: Sonny Boy
This... exists. This kid yeeted herself off a building. It was, somehow, the right decision. You know the drill - high school kids get sucked into another world, some of them get superpowers, they act like shitty teenagers, etc etc. Star Cheeked Character is either the Big Bad, or knows more than he lets on. … Continue reading First Impressions: Sonny Boy
First Impressions: Love Live! Superstar
Well, hello there. This is an idol anime. It's a good idol anime, the main character having stage fright is an interesting twist, the art is cute, and I didn't immediately hate any of the characters (despite some... annoying neglect of boundaries one of them participates in: 'No' is a perfectly acceptable answer, no matter … Continue reading First Impressions: Love Live! Superstar
First Impressions: The Dungeon of Black Company
This one looked stupid, and it is! It follows the exploits of the main character whose name I can't be bothered to remember as he's isekai'd into a parallel world to work for a black company. He's dearest dream is to be a NEET (no education, employment, or training), but I'm not entirely certain he … Continue reading First Impressions: The Dungeon of Black Company