First Impressions: Ranking of Kings

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First Impressions: Ancient Girl’s Frame

How did I become the unofficial mecha anime reviewer? Where did I go wrong? 10/10, Nice Shot! This is another 'only teen-aged girls can operate our incredibly deadly equipment for some reason!' anime. It's fine. Other premieres in this genre impressed me more, but there's nothing terrible about this one. Feel free to check it … Continue reading First Impressions: Ancient Girl’s Frame →

First Impressions: Rumble Garanndoll

Making a robot that runs on passion is a terrible design choice. Making anything run on passion is a terrible design choice. I'm surfin' on a flatbed~ (sung to the tune of Leaving, on a Jet Plane) That said, this show is actually kinda fun. Check it out. They got nerds, giant robots, and nerdy … Continue reading First Impressions: Rumble Garanndoll →

First Impressions: My Senpai is Annoying

I’m looking forward to keeping up with this one.

First Impressions: BUILD-DIVIDE -#000000- CODE BLACK

Hey, kids, remember Yu-Gi-Oh? The bread is crying. It's a card game anime. It's good. Especially if you like card game anime.

First Impressions: Taisho Otome Fairy Tale

That's gonna have to be a nope for me.

First Impressions: Visual Prison

It's a vampire Battle of the Visual Kei Bands. Watch it for this thing: I don't know what you are, but I love you, you ugly motherfucker. Also, the music's decent. Which, you know, I guess that's important for this sort of thing.

First Impressions: Sakugan

The irresponsibility on behalf of the grown ass adults constantly encouraging a nine-year-old to go 'adventuring' in an area they know to be highly dangerous and even deadly, despite her father's perfectly reasonable concerns, irritates me, but otherwise it's a good show. I'll probably watch it again. Also, I want this weird sheep. I want … Continue reading First Impressions: Sakugan →

First Impressions: Platinum End

It's a death game anime. It's got death game anime nonsense. Watch if you enjoy perpetual trauma. 'by nonchalantly informing you that your parents were murdered by your aunt and uncle, and giving you creepy mind control arrows!' I don't care though, so I'm not gonna.

First Impressions: Banished From the Hero’s Party, I Decided to Live a Quiet Life in the Countryside

Protip: if your light novel's title takes more than three seconds to say, it's too long and you need to shorten it.