First Impressions: BUILD-DIVIDE -#000000- CODE BLACK

Hey, kids, remember Yu-Gi-Oh? The bread is crying. It's a card game anime. It's good. Especially if you like card game anime.

First Impressions: Taisho Otome Fairy Tale

That's gonna have to be a nope for me.

First Impressions: Visual Prison

It's a vampire Battle of the Visual Kei Bands. Watch it for this thing: I don't know what you are, but I love you, you ugly motherfucker. Also, the music's decent. Which, you know, I guess that's important for this sort of thing.

First Impressions: Sakugan

The irresponsibility on behalf of the grown ass adults constantly encouraging a nine-year-old to go 'adventuring' in an area they know to be highly dangerous and even deadly, despite her father's perfectly reasonable concerns, irritates me, but otherwise it's a good show. I'll probably watch it again. Also, I want this weird sheep. I want … Continue reading First Impressions: Sakugan →

First Impressions: Platinum End

It's a death game anime. It's got death game anime nonsense. Watch if you enjoy perpetual trauma. 'by nonchalantly informing you that your parents were murdered by your aunt and uncle, and giving you creepy mind control arrows!' I don't care though, so I'm not gonna.

First Impressions: Banished From the Hero’s Party, I Decided to Live a Quiet Life in the Countryside

Protip: if your light novel's title takes more than three seconds to say, it's too long and you need to shorten it.

First Impressions: The World’s Finest Assassin Gets Reincarnated in Another World as an Aristocrat.

Nothing is great about isekai anime.

First Impressions: PuraOre! ~Pride of Orange~

It's sweet.

First Impressions: Muv-Luv Alternative

Oh, look, another military mecha anime. Excuse me, miss, how are you making the humming sound with your mouth open? So, I'm conflicted about this one. The animation is off putting in a way I can't quite put my finger on, the boob wedgies look particularly uncomfortable, and I've never been a fan of portrayals … Continue reading First Impressions: Muv-Luv Alternative →

First Impressions: takt op.DESTINY

This premiere is right up my alley.