First Impressions: Onyx Equinox

It's fine.

First Impressions: I Tried Asking While Kowtowing

No. A five minute anime about someone begging to see a girl's boobs. It's gross. Sexual harassment is gross. Don't watch this. Patreon.

First Impressions: Maesetsu! Opening Act

Kids working hard to become professional comedians. It's cute, and funny. Check it out if you've got time. Check us out Patreon, maybe?

First Impressions: Noblesse

I know he's supposed to be a Noble, or whatever, but that dude totally looks like a vampire. So, this one is fine. It's fairly typical of the genre. The animation's fine. The characters are characters. I don't think I caught anyone's name aside from the director of the school. The (probable) main character didn't … Continue reading First Impressions: Noblesse →

First Impressions: Sleepy Princess in the Demon Castle

I would like a nap, please. The princess has been captured by the Evil Demons™, to the great despair of her people! The Hero™ vows to rescue the princess, whatever challenges and hardships he may face! The princess is in despair! Oh, if only she could get some decent rest! Wait, what? I, too, would … Continue reading First Impressions: Sleepy Princess in the Demon Castle →

First Impressions: Moriarty the Patriot

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First Impressions: EAGLE TALON ~Golden Spell~

Hm... This was described to me as something in the line of Harvey Birdman and Space Ghost. I've never watched either of those and know only what I've seen on the internet about Harvey Birdman so that description was exactly zero helpful. It's not bad, whatever it is. Characters trying to balance world domination with … Continue reading First Impressions: EAGLE TALON ~Golden Spell~ →

First Impressions: Iwakakeru – Sport Climbing Girls

Muscles. This is a sports anime about rock climbing girls. It's pretty standard for a sports anime. The animation is nice, the characters are good, and the concept is at least unique as far as I'm aware. I might watch it again. Check it out if you like sports anime, sports climbing, or girls with … Continue reading First Impressions: Iwakakeru – Sport Climbing Girls →

First Impressions: Warlords of Sigrdrifa

War! Psuedo-Norse Mythology! Child Soldiers! Magic! Biplanes with angel wings! Warlords of Sigrdrifa is a beautiful and interesting anime, even if children being made to fight a war due to Magic Reasons will never sit quite right with me. It's got a good balance of lighthearted and heartbreaking. The characters are interesting, likable, and understandable. … Continue reading First Impressions: Warlords of Sigrdrifa →

First Impressions: With a Dog AND a Cat, Every Day is Fun

Dogs and cats are awesome, this is true. This is another mini-episode series about a human's life with their pets. It's cute and also includes what may be the most accurate depiction of an a*^shole cat I've seen in an anime. You should check it out. Please donate to our Patreon if you can, we'd … Continue reading First Impressions: With a Dog AND a Cat, Every Day is Fun →