I am not planning to stick around.
It’s one saving grace is that it is very gay.
This show is gross, sure, but, even worse, it’s boring as hell.
Stop me if you’ve heard this before.
I don’t know what I was expecting from a series allegedly about star-crossed lovers who fight on opposite sides of a war, but I think it was something actually fun.
Oh, to be a young child snoozing in a field of slime.