First Impressions: Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out

It is an established scientific fact that the more obvious one makes it that they want to be left the hell alone, the more people will absolutely refuse to do that.

First Impressions: Peter Grill and the Philosopher’s Time

Druidquest was very wrong, I get the worst gotdam anime going. Fight me about it. Did you even try? It's a harem anime. It's a harem anime about a Boring Guy Who Happens to be Strong and already has a girlfriend being constantly propositioned by a bunch of monster and human women. He then makes … Continue reading First Impressions: Peter Grill and the Philosopher’s Time →

First Impressions: Rent-a-Girlfriend

This boy does not need a girlfriend. He needs a vibrator, so he can go screw himself. Don't really have much to say about this one, to be honest. There's some romcom fake-dating hijinks. Kazuya's one of those people who yells at service workers for doing their jobs. Chizuru is great. There is some weird … Continue reading First Impressions: Rent-a-Girlfriend →

First Impressions: DECA-DENCE

Yeah, it's good.

First Impressions: The God of High School

Is this a Dragon Ball thing? This feels like a Dragon Ball thing. God of High School is an adaptation of a webcomic by the same name, about a bunch of teenagers who end up in a fighting tournament. It starts with a couple of corrupt politicians and a bunch of innocent bystanders getting murdered … Continue reading First Impressions: The God of High School →

First Impressions: Lapis Re:LiGHTs

Harold, I think they're lesbians. Please. Please let them be lesbians. The first magical girl academy is off to a promising, if slow start, with Main Character Girl's arrival to a prestigious magical school with an unfortunate class problem (pun intended). She's immediately sorted into the worst class group, but, in true anime fashion, it … Continue reading First Impressions: Lapis Re:LiGHTs →

First Impressions: SUPER HXEROS

I’ma be real with you, 57th Prime Minister of Japan Shinzo Abe, this will not help Japan’s declining birthrate.